love this feeling
you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frog too then? disgusting frog fucker
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
"I looked at everyone and wondered where they came from, and who they missed, and what they were sorry for."
shout out to all the girls whose measurements do not match up with industry sizing ranges and want to cry every time they go shopping for jeans